Alaska Highway - Dan Bern

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I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Well, I would never be so dumb
To say they stole an election
They bought the damn thing fair and square
Emperor's in his underwear
Old King Cole's a merry old troll
Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Commandment 3 says do not kill
Amendment 2 says blood will spill
God sits in his rocking chair
Two flat tires and one good spare
Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe
Keith Richards stops to say hello
I play my guitar, he plays along
With song after song after song after song
Now that I've played with the likes of him
Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great...
On that Great..."

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

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Alaska Highway Lyrics

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe
I met Leonardo DiCaprio
Leo, he's trying to get away from
The unwanted advances of Eminem
Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along
Saying, "Please put me into your highway song"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Well, I would never be so dumb
To say they stole an election
They bought the damn thing fair and square
Emperor's in his underwear
Old King Cole's a merry old troll
Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Commandment 3 says do not kill
Amendment 2 says blood will spill
God sits in his rocking chair
Two flat tires and one good spare
Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe
Keith Richards stops to say hello
I play my guitar, he plays along
With song after song after song after song
Now that I've played with the likes of him
Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great...
On that Great..."

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say!

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Dan Bern (aka Bernstein, a name under which he sometimes performs) is a guitarist, singer, songwriter, and painter. His music is often compared to that of Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Bruce Springsteen and Elvis Costello. His song "Talkin' Woody, Bob, Bruce, and Dan Blues," from the album Smartie Mine, offers a joking take on this influence, presented in the style of a Guthrie or Dylan talking blues song, and containing a spoof of a Dylan song as well. Bernstein has also toured with Ani DiFranco. He is known for sardonic, literary lyrics, a range of musical styles, and a folk music style paired with rock instrumentation. He also wrote the novel Quitting Science (2004) under the pen name Cunliffe Merriwether and wrote the preface under his own name.

Although a vein of social and political humor runs though even his earliest work, Bern's work became more explicitly political during the 2004 US presidential election campaign, with songs such as "Bush Must Be Defeated" and "President" highlighting his sometimes surreal political takes.

Bern is reflexively literate, in the style of his favorite authors, including L.A.'s legendary bohemians Charles Bukowski and John Fante, urbane fantasist James Thurber, and yarn-spinning humorist Ring Lardner. He is in love with the power of words to turn on themselves, to frolic, to bite, and his strong, friendly voice can go from earnest to ferocious within seconds. Being captivated by Dan is the easy part; describing his music to the non-initiated is more difficult. One journalist tried: "topical-poetical-sarcastic-punk-folk." An admirable effort, further elaborated by the New York Times: "He veers from comedy to anger, conjectures to shaggy-dog stories; he takes sidelong approaches to theology, science fiction, consumer culture, art, love and baseball." Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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