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Cheap 'n' Cheesy Lyrics

I've lost a truly special friend
I swear I'll never drink again
I'd like to talk to you alone
If I could walk
I'd walk you home
I'd like to kiss you in the street
But that's so cheesy and so cheap

And so they banned me from the bar
I've got no family for my family car
That I've been using a s a bed
And when the battery is dead
I could cry myself to sleep
But that's so cheesy and so cheap

Am I a man?
Am I a mouse?
Who wears the trousers in this house?
I am the rat that killed your cat
Who painted then destroyed your flat
You slapped me
And I slapped you black
And blue

And that's so cheesy and so cheap

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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine (frequently shortened to Carter USM) are an alternative duo which formed in 1988 in London, England. The band consists of James "Jim Bob" Morrison (vocals, guitar) and Les "Fruitbat" Carter (guitar). The band released seven albums before disbanding in 1998. The band reunited in 2007.

In 1994, the duo expanded to a trio when Resque drummer Wez joined the band. In 1996, the band expanded further to include Salvatore Alessi of S*M*A*S*H on bass, Ben Lambert on keyboards, and Wez's brother Steve on guitar.

The groups most successful single, "The Only Living Boy in New Cross" from their UK #1 album "1992: The Love Album", reached #7 in the UK and #26 on the Billboard Modern Rock chart in the United States. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine