Don't Be Nice - Watsky

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Embed: Truly a hot mom
Other moms are doing their squats wrong
And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty
To drop bombs
Visit www.kisswatskysgluteusmaximus.com
False modesty is a guilty habit
Some people simply have it
But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this
If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it
Wrote a book to branch out
After tour let's have a singalong and camp out
Cause I came here for a single reason
And that's for friendship
And for drinking til I can't count—now

If you're Jesus then we break bread
If you're Beavis then we butt heads
If you're a butthead, or a fake friend
I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said
Skin cream jars
Thin teen stars
Wanna hear a laugher?
A white rapper walks into 16 bars
I am large, I contain multitudes
I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes
Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude
True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido
Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos
I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito
So "open up" said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker

Don't be nice, don't be nice
Drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus
Don't be nice, don't be—rude and brainless
Don't be—super basic
Don't—move if you're contagious
Don't be nice—la-la- la-la- la
Don't be nice—I'm not listening
Don't be nice, don't be nice
Got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice
Gather the wicked to sacrifice
Sucking the dick of the antichrist
Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that's the price
Don't be—candy striped
Don't be—parasites
Don't—do me dirty
Don't—think you're worthy
Don't—hurt me
Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me
I turn up eternally, you will not stop it
True—my crew hotter than hot pockets
(This dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it)
We do what we do because it's true to us
While few puppets in suits up at the top profit
And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it
But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rocketsLyrics provided by TANCODEhttp://lyricsever.com/" readonly=""/>

Don't Be Nice Lyrics

Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice

My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em, no filler
Quality people lift me up like the Colosseum pillars
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha
Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Don't be nice
Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison
Claim we're winning gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum

Your momma's a true beauty
Butt makes me weep, I call it a "boo-hooty"
Truly a hot mom
Other moms are doing their squats wrong
And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty
To drop bombs
Visit www.kisswatskysgluteusmaximus.com
False modesty is a guilty habit
Some people simply have it
But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this
If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it
Wrote a book to branch out
After tour let's have a singalong and camp out
Cause I came here for a single reason
And that's for friendship
And for drinking til I can't count—now

If you're Jesus then we break bread
If you're Beavis then we butt heads
If you're a butthead, or a fake friend
I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said
Skin cream jars
Thin teen stars
Wanna hear a laugher?
A white rapper walks into 16 bars
I am large, I contain multitudes
I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes
Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude
True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido
Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos
I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito
So "open up" said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker

Don't be nice, don't be nice
Drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus
Don't be nice, don't be—rude and brainless
Don't be—super basic
Don't—move if you're contagious
Don't be nice—la-la- la-la- la
Don't be nice—I'm not listening
Don't be nice, don't be nice
Got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice
Gather the wicked to sacrifice
Sucking the dick of the antichrist
Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that's the price
Don't be—candy striped
Don't be—parasites
Don't—do me dirty
Don't—think you're worthy
Don't—hurt me
Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me
I turn up eternally, you will not stop it
True—my crew hotter than hot pockets
(This dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it)
We do what we do because it's true to us
While few puppets in suits up at the top profit
And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it
But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets

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George Watsky (born September 15, 1986) is a writer and performer who believes in the equal power of the tear and the belly laugh. Born and raised in San Francisco and now based in Los Angeles, he aims to cross-pollinate the stage, screen and stereo with work that speaks to both the humor and frustrations of modern life.

George was featured on Season 6 of Russell Simmons Presents Def Poetry on HBO. He was the 2006 Youth Speaks Grand Slam Poetry Champion, 2006 Brave New Voices International Poetry Slam Champion, and performed in a record six consecutive Youth Speaks Grand Slam Finals. The last three of those audiences, all topping out at over 3,000, were the largest ever for poetry slams anywhere in the world. In 2009 Watsky was one of three poets who performed live on FOX at the NAACP Image Awards in honor of Russell Simmons’ lifetime achievement award.

George has made strides to bring his poetic sensibilities to the theater world. His one-man show So Many Levels has been presented in Boston, San Francisco, Vermont, and at the Hip Hop Theater Festival Critical Breaks series in New York City. He has also been featured at the San Francisco and Washington, DC arms of the Hip Hop Theater Festival. He played the title character and co-wrote a 2004 adaptation of Dante’s Divine Comedy for the Living Word Festival and his stage play Harold’s Fall or King Will is the recipient of the 2009 Rod Parker Playwriting Fellowship.

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