Golfshirt - Nerf Herder

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Golfshirt Lyrics

I'm not the one you dream about
And I'm not the one who you can't live without
I'm not the one who you wanna see
I'm not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt

I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back
When all that stuff went down
I'm not the one who's in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room scoring with Ms. Pac-Man

And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt, yeah

No tats, no piercings, no hats
No grunge beard baby, yeah
No tats, no piercings and no hats
No grunge beard baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah


No tats, no piercings, no hats
No grunge beard baby, yeah
No tats, no piercings and no hats
No grunge beard baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Nerf Herder is a punk rock band formed in 1994. They describe themselves as a "nerd rock" band although their website also describes them as "Nerdcore," which is obvious from even the band's name, stemming from a famous line in Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, 'Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!.' The band first got national airplay in the US for their song "Van Halen", a parody tribute to the band of the same name.

Perhaps their best-known piece is the theme tune for the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The song "Chewbacca (What a Wookie)" has often been incorrectly credited to Nerf Herder (it was actually performed by Supernova on the Clerks. soundtrack).

Some of their songs that get significant college radio airplay include: "Sorry", "Pantera Fans in Love", "Pervert", "Courtney", and "5000 ways to die". Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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