If I Could Make a Livin' Drinkin' Lyrics

Holding down a job too long ain't never been my forte.
Soon as I'm hired I'll wind up fired for showing up too late
I ain't too good at hammer swingin' or slappin on that paint
but I'm highly skilled and qualified for doing just one thing.
Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin', I'd be rollin' in the dough
chug my way up the corporate ladder, I'd be the boss in no time at all.
I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey, if i had a nickel for every beer.
Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin' I'd be employee of the year.

I'd never call in sick, wouldn't mind all this workin' overtime
I'd be too busy boozin' to ever join a union, I'd never walk a picket line
I'd work through my lunch hour, would never retire, never touch my 401K
If you do what you love and love what you do, you'll never work a single day
Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin', I'd be rollin' in the dough
chug my way up the corporate ladder, I'd be the boss in no time at all.
I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey, if i had a nickel for every beer.
Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin' I'd be employee of the year.

Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin', I'd be rollin' in the dough
chug my way up the corporate ladder, I'd be the boss in no time at all.
I'd be richer than ol' Donald Trump, if i had a nickel for every beer.
Yeah if I could make a livin' drinkin' I'd be employee of the year.
Oh, if i could make a livin' drinkin', I'd be employee of the year.
"Yeah, I'd have mo' money than ol' Bill Gates,
oooh I'd be richer than Hue Heffner,
yeah I'd have mo' women than ol' Tiger Woods.
Well, maybe not that many, he's got a lot"