Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

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Yeah! Yeah!

All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the...
Now back to the good part

From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
No
Old Captain Jack giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
(Yeah uh huh)

The jester of Tortuga
(oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
Captain Jack
What?
Johnny Depp
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

Davy Jones

Nope
Giant Squid
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film

Wait
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
(Not better)

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all of my love
(Come on!)
Ok them I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name
(Nooo, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin mountains of cocaine

(close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay I'm reloaded

This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! (Nooo) Just waiting to get fucked!
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me!
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Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) Lyrics

Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh Great, send him in.
Hey guys.
Hey, hi, thanks for coming
Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching the Pirates of the Carribean marathon.
Have you seen those things?
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it.
And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're really gonna dig.
Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
Boys, lets get to it.
Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
Yeah!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
Rollin' up!
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
Yeah!
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
Come on
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
Yeah! Yeah!
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock

You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
Kiera Knightly
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
Jack Sparrow
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy"
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
Yeah! Yeah!

All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the...
Now back to the good part

From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
No
Old Captain Jack giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
(Yeah uh huh)

The jester of Tortuga
(oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
Captain Jack
What?
Johnny Depp
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

Davy Jones

Nope
Giant Squid
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film

Wait
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
(Not better)

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all of my love
(Come on!)
Ok them I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name
(Nooo, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin mountains of cocaine

(close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay I'm reloaded

This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! (Nooo) Just waiting to get fucked!
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me!
Yup, yeah, okay!

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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They wrote, produced, and were featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg was a cast member, Taccone and Schaffer were writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick in a Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz in My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On a Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva. It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&A session and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

On January 26, 2013, the group released a new single on iTunes and Google Music, "YOLO" featuring Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar. They also released a music video on their YouTube channel which revealed a new album was coming in 2013. On May 4th they announced that their new album will be called The Wack Album, also releasing its cover art and confirming that it will include people they have worked with in the past such as Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga and some new collaborators like Billie Joe Armstrong and Adam Levine. They also stated that each week until the album comes out they will release a new song or video from the album on each Wednesday called "Wack Wednesdays." The album was released on June 11, 2013. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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