Kitty Cat's Revenge - Ray Stevens

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Well, when I was young I had a job
with the Fire Department Rescue Squad
and we got a call one day to get a cat out of a drainage line.
Now the lady was frantic and the day was hot
and she'd mentioned her kitty was an ocelot
a fact that did not seem all that important, at the time.
Cause they're usually neutered, declawed, defanged
but this little fella still had everything;
and when I found him back in that drainage pipe
he was a tremblin', shakin' mess.
Well I reached to grab 'em but he grabbed me first,
and that was the worst I thought I'd ever been hurt.
But that was before I hit my head on that big dirt dobber's nest.

Since I was on my knees anyway,
I thought I'd just offer up a little prayer:

Lord, have mercy on me! Save a place in heaven for me,
cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe.
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help,
they're doin' just fine right be their selves, but anything you can do for me, Lord,
I'd sure be much obliged.

Well, everything I grabbed was either tooth or claw,
it was like tryin' to fight a circle saw.
A those bees, Lord have mercy friends,
they were all over me!
It was a stingin', bittin', clawin' fight, and then I dropped my big flashlight;
but it really didn't matter - I was hurtin' so bad I coudn't see.
And on my hands and knees I couldn't stand up,
and I couldn't turn around so I had to back up.
But I couldn't see or remember which way that I had come in from.
And I took a wrong turn and the grave got steep and me and the cat dropped 30 feet
and most of those bees followed us down that sewage treatment pond.
You've heard of steppin' in it friends? I was up to my clavicle.

Lord, have mercy on me! Save a place in Heaven for me,
cause all of my strength is nearly gone!
Yeah, those bees are stingin' and the cat cain't swim, and I cain't get away from either one of them!
I think it's time you intervene, Lord, call somebody home!!

Then my buddies found me and pulled me, and, friends, I looked like a Christmas Tree.
And they sprayed the bees and gave the lady back her cat.
And I went home and showered 14 times,
got bandaged up, and I did just fine;
but in all my life I've never hurt so bad or smelled quite like that.

And I can remember prayin':
Lord, have mercy on me!
Save a place in Heaven for me,
cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe!
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help,
they're doin' just fine right by their selves;
but anything you can do for me, Lord, I'd sure be much obliged!

Anything you can do for me, Lord, I'd sure be much obliged!

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(For the actor and singer with The Village People, see Ray Stephens.)

Ray Stevens (born Harold Ray Ragsdale, 24th January 1939) is an American country and pop singer-songwriter, the musician being best known for a series of irreverent, quirky singles such as "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" and "The Streak". His recording career began with two singles released on Prep Records, followed by a short stint with Capitol Records. Both contracts were made with the help of Atlanta, Georgia music maven Bill Lowery.

Stevens joined Lowery's National Recording Corporation in 1958, where he also was a member of the NRC staff band, playing numerous instruments, arranging, and doing background vocals. When NRC went into bankruptcy, he signed with Mercury Records, and started a series of hit records in the 1960s that included "Ahab the Arab" and "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving, Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills". The later song held the record as the longest title to hit the Top 40 chart until being surpassed in 1981 by the Stars on 45 Medley, whose official title included the titles of 10 other songs because of copyright requirements.

Stevens became a producer and well-known studio musician on the Nashville scene, and recorded hits for Monument, Barnaby, Warner Brothers, MCA and RCA. Perhaps his most famous hit is "The Streak" (1974), which poked fun at the early-1970s "streaking" fad of running nude in public; this was a No 1 in both the UK and the USA. His novelty song "Bridget the Midget (The Queen of The Blues)" made No 2 on the UK chart in 1971

Stevens' biggest hit was his gospel-inflected single "Everything Is Beautiful" (1970). A plea for love and tolerance during turbulent times in the United States, the song shot to Number 1 there. Stevens has won two Grammy Awards: one for "Everything Is Beautiful" and one for the arrangement of his country and western version of the jazz standard "Misty" (1975). He also recorded a version of Glenn Miller's "In The Mood" in the style of a clucking chicken, under the pseudonym Henhouse Five Plus Too. This was a Top 40 hit in the US and UK.

With the popularity of the song "Everything Is Beautiful", Stevens had a variety show on CTV. The Ray Stevens Show appeared in Canada in 1970 and soon appeared in the United States on NBC and the United Kingdom on the BBC. Although it only has eight episodes, it is mostly known for being the show that launched the career of regular cast member Steve Martin.

Ray Stevens was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1980. Since the 1980s, Stevens has appeared regularly at the country music performing venue of Branson, Missouri. 2005 was his last year for performances in Branson. Currently, there are no scheduled performances anywhere for the year 2006.
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