Love Song - Stephen Lynch

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Love Song Lyrics

I wrote this song for my lady.

If I had a hammer...

...

If I had a hammer,
I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship,
I'd take a trip with you.

And if I had a poet's hand,
I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch,
On canvas you would be.


But I don't have a hammer,
And I don't have a ship,
So I can't build a house,
And we can't take a trip.


And I'll never be a poet,
Nor have the painter's grace,
So I'll never write your verse,
Nor immortalize your face.

And also, I have herpes.

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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