Older Women - Rodney Carrington

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I like older women, how bout you.

Nineteens are good to look at,
but they're to young for my lovin.
Twenties are fun, but they're not done,
You need to stick them back in the oven.
thirty three they're divorced and freed,
now they hate all men.
But at forty two, they love to screw
and wanna get married again.


I like older women, how bout you.

They at fifty nine, they are lookin fine,
but they're still not a winner.
But man i live at sixty five.
you get a discount,
when u take them to dinner
at seventy eight hey,
They're lookin great.
Been in over with their gravy ladle.
But if you talkin chicks,
at eighty six you know
you're still rubbin the cradle
yeah.

I like older women, the older they are, the better.
Gotta take out their teeth to give you a kiss.
Or knit you a brand new sweater.
Hey their house smells just like cornbreads,
their hair is the pretty shade of glue.
I go insane when they go with the cane,
in othatpedic shoes.
Have you ever made love in an afghan,
with all your toes pokin through.
Its that feelin i get.
Lord i swear that make my pecker grow an inch or two.
I like older women, how bout you.

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Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
Rodney has starred on his own sitcom show called "Rodney". The sitcom is based in America and is based on himself and his surrounding family and friends. He often gets into trouble with his good friend Barry. This show ended in May 2006. The show was a departure from his normal adult-oriented style that disappointed many fans.
His comedy albums, Hangin' With Rodney, Morning Wood, Nut Sack, and a Greatest Hits CD have all sold hundreds of thousands of copies. Even though Rodney had a television series, he still tours, selling out comedy clubs and performance halls across the country. He currently lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma with his wife and three sons.
Rodney released his 7th album King of the Mountains, on April 3, 2007
Rodney's first Comedy Central special aired on April 14, 2007. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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