Lachlan Patterson has written several Bios but believes that this one is his crowning achievement. Jack Kerouac, Sammy Davis Jr. and The Rolling Stones are just some of the people that Lachlan has mentioned in this amazing bio so far. Lachlan commands a crowd like a Pied Piper. I am not being figurative, he literally plays a pipe that hypnotizes the audience into following him to the edge of a cliff where they plummet to their death. "I'm not a music lover but I have to admit, it's a pretty good show" said one survivor. Invited to preform at this year's Aspen Comedy Festival and his 4th Vancouver International Comedy Festival, Lachlan gets invited to things a lot. More than just a joke teller, Lachlan Patterson dreams of one day changing the face of stand up comedy as we know it. "I want to live in a world where children in Africa can laugh at my jokes about internet dating and sport fishing and forget about the fact that they're about to die soon. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.