Thc Crystal Mountain Lyrics

Sweat drenched, exhale the holy smoke.
Feel its power take over your soul
Enter the realm of pain and death
You are now under its control

Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done

The THC Crystal Mountain

Many others have come to kneel before it, they are just slaves
Forever lost inside its bast and terrible maze
These stoners are cursed forever to be
Endlessly Jones-ing without any Weed
Lost for eternity

You are not going to share their fate
It has something else for you in store
You have been chosen to command
Its armies in the Marijuana wars

Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done

The THC crystal mountain

You are not going to share their fate
It has something else for you in store
You have been chosen to command
Its armies in the Marijuana wars

Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done

The THC crystal mountain

The ground below begins to mutate
Forming into a giant gate
A wormhole to get back to earth
The Marijuana army now awaits
Screaming souls begin to billow
Like smoke rising out of a bong
From the top of the horrible mountain
Swirling in a terrifying maelstrom

Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done

The THC crystal mountain

Roaches of those forgotten
The very foundation of his creation
Harvesting (the) THC
Of his deceased malpractice victims

Inherit has scraps of those who've died
His supply will be multiplied

With their has he'll create
Form them from resin, kief coagulates

Golems of gathered hashish
Soldiers of stoned await injection
by Syringes filled with errl

The med card you carry
could mean your life
Suspended animation of wax combined

With their has he'll create
Form them from resin, kief coagulates

His stoned eyes now awake
Born form the oven, baked

Sticky fleshed monstrosity
Brownish globs maneuvering
ever so stinkily
Figure stumbles clumsily
Golem sparkling ever crystally
One hit of his very fiber
Could drive a mortal insane

Granules of potent slate
Hashish melded with hate

The ashtray is his playground
Mutating fallen joints together
Brown blocks finally complete
Finding a home within the structure

The med card you carry
could mean your life
Suspended animation of wax combined

Inherit hash scraps of those who've died
His supply will then be multiplied