The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Lyrics

(Adam Sandler):
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.

(Man):
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say hello.

(Excited Southerner):
Well I... I can't... believe... I'm in the... laser disc... Mr.Gibson... I...I
...I... such a... got to... I...Braveheart was... you... you're... got your
autograph... with a 8X10 gloss... your face was burnt though... Tina
Turner... singing a song to the... mama... mother... mother... loves you too... got
to... Bird On the Water... not such a good picture but... you made up for it with
the Mad Max... got a... mail... mail was very... got so much going... and the koala
bears... got... I'm a big fan... Golden Globe awards... if maybe the people's
choice...

(Man):
Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.