Years ago on a planet far far away, Bob Saget arrived after discovering time and space travel for some reason. Anyway he met three Australian hookers and proceeded to have angry drunken sex with them. Each one became pregnant and gave birth to three fat ugly fucks. The hookers were upset because Bob Saget had to get back to Earth to film an episode of "Wake Up San Francisco", so they threw the bab
ies into space after him hoping they would catch up with him and he would take care of them. But he didn't even notice, or he did and acted like he didn't. Either way the three babies floated through space for 420 years and landed in Kokomo, Indiana in the year 2006. They landed in front of a pawn shop and decided to each buy musical instruments. They spent the next couple of months learning cover songs and playing open mic nights. Then started slowly writing original instrumentals. Then Messy decided to go across the country and study audio production and recording. For two years he studied, while Matty and McKibblez remained in Kokomo jamming whenever they could. Then Messy came back in early 2008 and the three decided their empire must begin. So they quickly started writing and recording for their first demo, "Fight the Band That Feeds You". They played shows and parties all over Indiana and began to make a name for themselves. Then came the "You Don't Even Know Who Bill Murray Is" EP and launched their fanbase even more. It was then they knew they had to record a full length LP. So writing began again and recording for the LP "All is Fair in Love and Dwarf" (available on Outhouse Records) in early 2010. On November 26th, 2010 the album was released and the party of all parties was thrown. Now they reside in Kokomo (mostly), working on their next album and playing as many shows as possible. Look out for a Dwarf show near you to see what all the fuss is about. (tehe)
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