Will Walters was born in a field in Shropshire in 1899, and was raised on a steady diet of corn and heavy shoegaze music, which was not very nutritious. Today he lives beneath a bridge in Falmouth where he hordes his piles of gold, obtained from his years in the fishing industry in Cornwall, where he fishes for abandoned stratocasters tossed from Royal Navy frigates in the Great Strat Amnesty of 1967. He is most famous amongst the general public today for his passionate and often violent defense of the military industrial complex, and for leading the British Invasion of Iraq on horseback in 2003. He only survived his foray into war thanks to his vastly oversized clothing, which bewildered the enemy and allowed for his escape. Myths say that if you touch his pearls he transforms into a great demon composed of tattered threads and PVA glue. Friends have commented on his continued, occasional existence. He released debut single, 'Want You (ft Ice Spice)' in 1923, before realising that Ice Spice, whom he grew from a petri dish in his lab, was far ahead of her time, and subsequently preserved her in cryostasis until the early 2020s. He rebelled against her tyrannical creator, and rejected the instrumental progressive rock she had been programmed to create and switched to producing NY Drill instead. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.