Crystal Shit is the name of multiple bands.
1. Crystal Shit is a fictional cover band mentioned in The Dead Milkmen's song Bitchin' Camaro. They do covers of songs by The Doors and the lyrics mention they're gonna be performing at the Sand Bar.

2.Crystal Shit was a band steeped in mystery. Coming straight from Gabe Fillipinni's garage, and later on the bowels of his basement was Crystal Shit. A duo made up of the aforementioned Gabe Fillipino and Malcolm Flanigan, formerly of the bands Empty Threat and Hollowed Bones. Recording music on cellphones, and MP3 players they eventually built up a local fanbase, soon they switched to a tape deck with a built in mic and built up a lot of tapes with their own signature blend of noisey, wild rocknroll the way America taught em. While they only ever played to 5 people at most, and none of their tapes ever got released or showed to anyone but them, they became legends. They would rock your fucking world along with whoever else wanted to bang on shit that day.

But eventually the fame went to their heads. They grew apart. Malcolm grew a strong affinity for the drink Arnold Palmer, and soon became an addict, which resulted in their last song recorded and publicly released: Arnold Palmer. Sooner or later Gabe and Malcolm came to their senses and realized they needed to branch off and do their own things. They (Malcolm) promptly destroyed all of Gabe's drums, his guitar, his amp, and all the tapes and never went back to Gabe's house again. Rest in peace

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