American Lyrics

How y'all doing there, folks?
My name is Aberdeen Washington
And I'm a proud American
And a terrorist fighter
That's right

Hey get me another beer bitch
Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town
I'm a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel
Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I'm a watch some football
I pray to the lord the Cowboys win
And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins
Call up the boys
Get drunk as shit

Goddamn right I'm an American
That's right
I'm American
Got a picture of Regan above my fire
Next to the deer I shot with my rifle
N.R.A.? Hell yeah, I support 'em
No pro choice
No abortion
Mexicans? send em back over the boarder
Ride on home to Samoa
wherever they come from
Taking our jobs

eating out hamburgers
taking our jobs
They're taking our jobs
I see 'em in the fields
I'm taking their heads off
I hate my job

And I hate my boss
But I love my country
and I pray to God that the cowboys win
FUCK YEAH ROMO!
That the Cowboys win
That's right, that's right, that's right, come on
Everybody just clap your hands
If you love our country

If you love our land
That's right
And if you're not clapping your hands
You're a terrorist
And you eat sand... sandwiches
The day Bin Laden comes to town
I'm a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel
Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I'm a watch some football
And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win
And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins
Call up the boys, get drunk as shit
Goddamn right, I'm American
I'm Ameri-fuckin'-can

John McCain and Sarah Palin
I know you lost out there
and it was a tough one
But you're still two mavericks in my book
Don't worry about it
Now listen Palin
I heard you like beer
Me too
and I don't have a six pack
but I got a beer bong in my pants
What do you say we go get shitfaced in a helicopter and kill a moose

America

The chosen
Guns
Explosions

McDonalds
bowling
You don't like it
we exploit ya

Pop a pill
Get a boner!
Hell Yeah Tony Romo
Man that guy's so damn cute I want to sack his boner and ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming

...No homo... syke
Hey I said no homo

Hey... fuck terrorists
I don't mean like f-, I don't want to fuck a terrorist

Guys I'm kidding!

I like Romo, I don't like Bromo

I said fuck terrorists not I want to fuck a terrorist
You wouldn't
if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt?
For America?
If ya said "no homo" right after ya did it?
It doesn't count if it's terrorists
Hey little Aberdeen, come in here
Yeah
Hey come sing the national family anthem, come on
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey
That's right, I'm an American citizen
Aberdeen Washington, this is my country
And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election
Does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way I do
And I came to America yeah
And I live in America c'mon
And I live in America
I do too, dad
Let me get 'em
And I live in America
And I live in Ameri...
Shut up, little Aberdeen shut the fuck up
My bad
Let me tell 'em
That's right
I'm American