Beer Can Lyrics

I been working this job
Nine to five
Minimum wage
And overtime
But here comes a few days
Of unpaid
Vacation
And there ain't no way
José
I'll waste em

Cuz there ain't no better feeling than when
I pick up a beer can
And get to feeling like Superman
It's Friday night y'all
Here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the part where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up
Like a beer can

Well I woke up at one PM
And introduced myself to my new girlfriend
And there's a wrecking ball
Sized hole in the wall
In the basement
I ain't got no clue
How or who
Could have made it

Well all I know is shit hit the fan
And here we go again
So I pick up a beer can
And get to feeling like Superman
It's Saturday y'all
Here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the part where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up
Like a beer can

Well it's Sunday now
And I'm freaking out
Cuz I can't handle five days without
Yeah picking up a beer can
And get to feeling like Superman
It's Sunday
Who gives a damn?
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the part where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up
Like a beer can
Like a beer can
No nothing picks me up
Like a beer can