Thrill now, to the sounds of Coachella Valley's own Sleazy Cortez, a band made up entirely of criminals and deviants, lowlifes and miscreants. Rifftastic threepiece ditties about cross-country murder sex sprees, picking up high school girls at the bowling alley, burying anyone who trespasses on your drug farm, backwoods prostitution, and worshiping the Almighty Riff. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.