Zap Em Dead Bartholomew was a post-hardcore band from Austin/Cypress, Texas, United States.

They put out an EP called Piano Fingers in 2008 and some demos in 2009. Piano Fingers is available on streaming services, such as Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/0fwuAEjAdZJ5Bjh93boZWT?si=ybXszdnBRneWPNeNdLYFSA Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.