Drunk Tank Lyrics

I'm a member of the drunk tank
sometimes three days a week
i'm a member of the drunk tank
there's room reserved for me

happy hour is every hour seven days a week
drinking is my game and i do it sociably
every night the same old thing
i get behind the wheel
i'm gonna stop at every bar until i get my fill

I'm a member of the drunk tank
sometimes three days a week
i'm a member of the drunk tank
there's room reserved for me

something's wrong i'm waking up
out on the concrete floor
hey, excuse me officer will you
show me out the door
i'll pay a fine and promise never again
and if i loose my job
i'll be a drinking by profession

i'll never drink again

lose my license for a year is part of
the consequences
then enroll in A.A. whitha my drinking friends
it doesn't matter, its ok
there's no need for regrets
because i know in no time i'll be there again

I'm a member of the drunk tank
sometimes three days a week
i'm a member of the drunk tank
there's room reserved for me