Ein guter Tag zum Sterben - J.B.O.

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Ein guter Tag zum Sterben Lyrics

Ich stehe morgens auf
Es ist halb drei
Die Birne tut mir weh
Ich könnte spein
Als ersten hau ich mir den Fuß
An meinem Nachttisch an
Dann stolpere ich über das Telefonkabel
Und reiß es aus der Wand
Ich kriege gerade noch den Vorhang zu fassen
Doch der hält auch nichts aus
Drum haut's mich schwungvoll auf die Fresse
Meine Katze klatscht Applaus
Ich steh wieder auf und schmerzerfüllt
Reibe ich mir mein Gebein
Und während ich auf einen Reißnagel trete
Fällt's mir wieder ein

Heut ist ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So hat das Leben keinen Sinn
Die Götter wollen mir den Spaß verderben
Man gönnt mir keinen Lustgewinn
Ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So macht das Leben keinen Spaß
Bevor die Zähne ich mir ausbeiße
Beiß ich lieber gleich ins Gras

Im Kühlschrank ist die Stimmung gut
Die Pilzkulturen feiern
Eine fette Made grinst mich an
Ich dreh mich um - zum Reiern
Die Eier zu weich, die Butter zu hart
Der Kaffee fließt daneben
Im Brot tobt sich der Schimmel aus
Dann entfällt das Frühstück eben!
Mein Auto hat man demoliert
Es hängt ein Zettel dran
Von meiner Freundin die mir sagt
Was ich sie alles kann
Sie führt die Sache näher aus
Ich wäre zu oft blau
Sie sagt mir damit lebewohl
Doch ich weiß ganz genau

Heut ist ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So hat das Leben keinen Sinn
Die Götter wollen mir den Spaß verderben
Man gönnt mir keinen Lustgewinn
Ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So macht das Leben keinen Spaß
Bevor die Zähne ich mir ausbeiße
Beiß ich lieber gleich ins Gras

Ich schmeiß mich hinter ein Auto
Ich schieß mir in den Fuß
Irgendwie wird ich es wohl schaffen
Bevor ich noch mehr ertragen muss

Spiel doch du dein blödes Solo, du!

Beim Christoph steigt 'ne Party
Mit letzter Kraft komm ich dort an
An jeder Frau die ich dort seh
Klebt schon ein Macker dran
Als letztes bleibt mir nur der Rausch
Was soll ich sonst noch hier
Doch auch dieser Wunsch bleibt mir versagt
Es gibt nur Pariser Bier
Ich will mir einen Whiskey holen
Die Hausbar ist mein Ziel
Da treff ich meine Freundin stöhnend
Mit Hannes beim Liebesspiel
Ich steig ins Auto - fahre los
Und denke hoffentlich
Denkt die Frau die mir gerade vors Auto läuft
genauso wie auch ich

Heut ist ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So macht das Leben keinen Spaß
Bevor die Zähne ich mir ausbeiße
Beiß ich lieber gleich ins Gras
Ein guter Tag zum Sterben
So hat das Leben keinen Sinn
Ich will den Spaß euch nicht verderben
Auch nicht wenn ich gestorben bin

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J.B.O. (founded in 1989) is a German metal/rock band with comedy lyrics. They are especially known for their parody cover versions of famous songs.
The name, originally "James Blast Orchester", was meant as a parody of a German easy listening act named "James Last Orchestra".

They had their first concert in October '89 on a newcomer festival in their hometown Erlangen, Franconia. From the start meant as a comedy rock act, the setlist consisted mostly of cover versions of evergreens with new funny lyrics.

The line-up:
Hannes 'G.Laber' Holzmann, guitar/vocals
Vito C., guitar/vocals
Schmitti, bass
Holmer 'a Bier' Graap, drums

The first five years the band was only a side project. All members tried to be successful with other bands. At least they were able to earn their money with playing music.


1994 one Song of J.B.O. Ein guter Tag zum Sterben (a perfect day to die) was on rotation on the local radio station. As it was only a demo-tape but more and more people asked for a CD, J.B.O. decided to get this done. They recorded their first CD in one day and two nights. It was the EP Eine gute CD zum Kaufen (a perfect CD to buy) which sold pretty good for a local act. The next EP Blastphemie was just an Xmas present for the fans.

The real strike came in 1995 with their first longplayer Explizite Lyrik. The title is a word by word translation of the "parental advisory" sticker which can be translated as "bold poetry". There were 20 Tracks with all the hits of the first five years of J.B.O. As they were still on the independent label "Musical Tragedies", there was no great marketing for this CD. But within three months there were 10.000 copies sold and it became more and more (over 300.000 until present). In summer 1996, J.B.O. entered the German LP charts and stayed there for months.

Their first major release Laut! (loud) was published in 1997. It climbed up to number 13 in the German LP charts.

Besides their CDs J.B.O. were always known as a great live act. So they started touring all over Germany in 1996. In 1997 they played 100 concerts in front of all together 100.000 people.

In 1998 they published Meister der Musik (masters of music) which remained two weeks in the top ten of German LP charts. The album stated that J.B.O.'s original songs did not stand back behind their cover versions.

One year later, J.B.O. celebrated their 10th anniversary with a big festival with many bands they call their friends.

The year 2000 brought many changes for the band: Schmitti and Holmer "a Bier" Graap – the complete rhythm section – decided to quit the band, due to further plans in their lives. Hannes and Vito decided to continue J.B.O. as all lyrics and music was written by both of them. The album SexSexSex was recorded by the "old" members, but published by the "new" members:
The new drummer - an old school friend of Vito - is Wolfram Kellner (Ex-Fiddler's Green). The new bassplayer is Ralph Bach. In 2001 they played 94 concerts with the new line-up which can be heard on J.B.O.'s first live album Live-Sex.

In 2002 the first studio record in the new line-up was produced in a house on an island in Croatia. Released in September, Rosa Armee Fraktion (pink army fraction) went into the charts up to number 13, like the one before. The music was now written by all four members of J.B.O. together with producer Christoph Beyerlein. The release tour presented J.B.O. grown together as a rock force dressed in pink camouflage army clothes. The co-headliner status on the big metal-festivals in Germany (Wacken Open Air, With Full Force Festival) in 2002 and 2003 showed that J.B.O. had manifested their position in the German rock scene.

2004 was J.B.O.'s 15th anniversary. They arranged a festival in their hometown with their buddy bands from all over Europe called the "30/2-Festival". About 2.500 people celebrated the party on July the 31st. Two days later on August the 2nd they released their 6th studio-album, called United States of Blöedsinn that hit the charts on number 6 a week later.

As J.B.O. don't like to translate the term "Blödsinn" - which is a central idea in their lyrics - simply by "nonsense", they want to establish the German word internationally as a loan word, like "Kindergarten" or "Autobahn". So they invented the new spelling "Blöedsinn" - if you don't have the "ö" on your keyboard, just take the "o" - and it still stays "Bloedsinn".

On October the 1st 2004 J.B.O. started their big anniversary tour all over Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg. One concert of this tour was their 500th gig. Another concert on November 2 was recorded audio and video for a planned DVD.

The DVD was a well kept secret until summer 2005. When announced there was an outcry of joy among J.B.O. fans. The parts of three live shows (the 30/2-Festival, Wacken 2004 and Mannheim tour-concert 2004) only completed a treasury of TV parodies this DVD contained. It came out on October 21st 2005 and was followed by J.B.O.'s first best of compilation named Für Anfänger (for beginners) that was released only two weeks later. Best of compilations are due to record label politics in most cases. This one is no exception regarding this, but J.B.O. selected the songs themselves, re-recorded a classic from "Explizite Lyrik" named Könige (Kings) and provided previously unknown background information to all tracks. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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