Who is Bass Necktie?

Many have asked this question. Few have had it answered. Recent documents recovered from the raid of the International Guild of Electrowizardry's headquarters (location classified) reveals that Bass Necktie was the spawn of 1,000 bass fish in an obscure stream in Mississippi sometime around 1908 (it is now a shopping mall). He joined the Electrowizards in 1921 and became a fully initiated Electrowizard in 1922. As was the case with many Electrowizards at the time, Bass Necktie was a soldier in World War II, where his primary duty was to cook. He was dishonorably discharged in 1943 when he refused to cook a bass fish. Legend has it that the army helmet he is always seen wearing is a reminder of his service to both man and bass. He returned to serve the Guild full-time and participated in the War of the Wizards which was fought between the Electrowizards and the Psychowizards in 1963.

Bass Necktie became a Guild Master in 1970 for his service in the war and it was around this time that the Electrowizards' long-secret craft, Haus music, was being revealed to the greater population. It caught on immediately, as the Electrowizards had prepared for centuries to unleash it at just the right moment. Unfortunately, the guild came under hard times when Ooooooj II took the chair of Grand Master of the Electrowizards. Ooooooj wished to use Haus music for evil, but the major governments of the world caught on to his plans and in 1983, the International Guild of Electrowizardry was brought to an end in a secret international operation led by the United States.

The Electrowizards that survived were forced into hiding until 2011, when they were granted an official pardon by all the governments of the world. Bass Necktie rose up to reclaim Haus music from the terrible abominations that the common peoples of the world had created out of Haus music since the end of the Guild- such genres of music known as "electronic," "dance," "rave," "techno," "house," and perhaps most terribly of all, "dub step." He re-established the Guild and pledged to bring Haus music back to its former glory. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.