After making a fool of himself on national television, Whyte went into hiding in a network of subterranean tunnels beneath the Devil's Dyke in Brighton UK.

Surviving on a diet of moon beams, various sediments and a 4 Kg sack of plum sherbet he had in his back pocket, he began to dig. He planned fastidiously, with each intricate detail laid out to bring him south to Spain.

After digging for 8 years he eventually emerged with a glorious taste of victory. This moment was brief as he realised soon enough he had both overshot and misjudged his inner compass. Surrounded by abandoned car factories and soul music he fled north on all fours, eventually diving into the river. He swam in desperation, eventually managing to fashion a raft out of several shopping carts and eventually made it to Canada.

It was here in Windsor that Whyte got back to what he should be doing, making music for you to listen to after eating something you shouldn't.

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