If That Ain't Country - David Allan Coe

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recitation:
the old man was covered with tattoos and scars
he got some in prison and others in bars
the rest he got working' on old junk cars
in the daytime
they looked like tombstones in our yard
and i never seen him when he wasn't tired and mean
he sold used parts to make ends meet
covered with grease from his head to his feet
cussing' the sweat and the texas heat
and skeeterz
and the neighbors said we lived like hicks
but they brung their cars for pa to fix anyhow
he was veteran-proud, tried and true
he'd fought till his heart was black and blue
didn't know how he'd made it through the hard times

he bought our house on the g.i. bill
but it wasn't worth all he had to kill to get it
he drank pearl in a can and jack daniels black
chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack
had an old dog that was trained to attack
sometimes
he'd get drunk and mean as a rattlesnake
and there wasn't too much
that he would take from a stranger

there were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs
a house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
i spent the summertime cutting' up logs for the winter
trying' like the devil to find the lord
working' like a nigger for my room and board
coal-burin' stove, no natural gas
if that ain't country, i'll kiss your ass

if that ain't country,
it'll hair lip the pope
if that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
i've seen the grand ole opry,
and i've met johnny cash
if that ain't country, i'll kiss your ass

recitation:
mama sells eggs at a grocery store
my oldest sister is a first-rate whore
dad says she can't come home anymore
and he means it
ma just sits and keeps her silence
sister, she left 'cause dad got violent
and he knows it
mama she's old far beyond her time
from chopping tobacco and i've seen her crying'
when blood started flowing' from her calloused hand and

it hurt me
she'd just keep working' trying' to help the old man
to the end of one row and back again like always
she's been through hell since junior went to jail
when the lights go out she ain't never failed
to get down on her knees and pray
because she loves him
told all the neighbors he was off in the war
fighting' for freedom,
he's good to the core and she's proud
now our place was a graveyard for automobiles
at the end of the porch there was four stacks of wheels
and tires for sale for a dollar or two
cash

there was fifty holes in an old tin roof
me and my family we was living' proof
the people who forgot about poor white trash
and if that ain't country, i'll kiss your ass
if that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope
if that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
i've seen the grand ole opry,
and i've met johnny cash
if that ain't country, i'll kiss your ass
i'm thinking tonight of my blue eyes
concerning the great speckled bird
i didn't know god made honky-tonk angels
and went back to the wild side of life

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A life-long renegade, singer/songwriter David Allan Coe is one of the most colorful and unpredictable characters in country music history. One of the pioneering artists of the outlaw country movement of the '70s, he hasn't had many big hits — only three of his singles hit the Top Ten — but he has been among the biggest cult figures in country music throughout his career.

Born in Akron, OH, Coe first got into trouble with the law at age nine. As a result, he was sent to reform school. For the next 20 years, he never spent more than a handful of months outside of a correctional facility — he spent much of his twenties in the Ohio State Penitentiary. Released from prison in 1967, the wild-haired, earring-wearing, heavily tattooed Coe went straight for Nashville, where he lived in a hearse that he parked in front of the old Ryman Auditorium, the home of the Grand Ole Opry. Although he didn't conform to Nashville's professional standards, he soon gained the attention of the independent label Plantation Records, which released his debut album, Penitentiary Blues, in 1968. Followed within a year by a second volume, all of the songs on these albums were based on his prison experiences.

Coe then toured with Grand Funk Railroad, a signal that he drew as much from rock's traditions as he did from country. Soon, he began performing in a rhinestone suit given to him by Mel Tillis, as well as a Lone Ranger mask, and began calling himself the "Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy." Coe's concerts became notorious for their unpredictability — frequently he would roar up on-stage astride his enormous Harley, swearing at the audience. He cultivated a large cult following with his act, but he couldn't break into the mainstream. However, other artists found success with his songs — in 1972, Billie Jo Spears had a minor hit with his "Souvenirs & California Mem'rys," and in 1973, Tanya Tucker had a number one hit with Coe's "Would You Lay With Me (In a Field of Stone)." After Tucker's hit, Coe suddenly became one of Nashville's hottest songwriters; some of the biggest country artists — including Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, George Jones, and Tammy Wynette — recorded his tunes, leading to his own contract with Columbia Records.

Coe's first two singles for Columbia didn't come close to the country Top 40, but his 1975 cover of Steve Goodman's "You Never Even Called Me by My Name" cracked the Top Ten. Although a string of moderate hits followed, he rarely cracked the country Top 40, although in 1977 Johnny Paycheck took Coe's "Take This Job and Shove It" to number one. During his 13-year association with Columbia, Coe released 26 albums, including the double-album set For the Record: The First 10 Years (1984), 1986's Son of the South (featuring Willie, Waylon, Jessi Colter, and other "outlaws"), and the highly regarded A Matter of Life and Death (1987).

Although Coe has had a successful career, it has been plagued with many setbacks. The conservative Nashville music industry frequently snubs him and he has had tax problems with the IRS; at one time, they seized his Key West home, and he went to live in a Tennessee cave until he got back on his feet. Toward the end of the '80s, Coe remarried and began to settle down. Throughout the '90s, he was a popular concert attraction in America and Europe. In addition to his musical career, he also acted in a few movies, including The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James, and Beer For My Horses. He also published a novel, Psychopath, and an autobiography. The LP Recommended for Airplay was issued in 1999. The new millennium saw the release of Long Haired Country Boy in 2000; Songwriter of the Tear appeared on the Cleveland Int'l labelthe following year.
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