Institutionalized 2014 Lyrics

Yo I came home from work the other day
I was tired
I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little Xbox
You know - relax a little
Then my wife comes in
She starts telling me I play too much Xbox
I said what the fuck do you mean?
This is just how I relax
Can I just play a little Xbox?
Then she says
I saw on Oprah today
That guys who play video games
don't love their wives
I'm like motherfucking bitch
Fuck Oprah!
I don't give a fuck!
I wanna play my video games
I don't give a fuck about Oprah
Oprah ain't got no man!
You better worry about your motherfucking self
I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox!
She said: "You seem like you have a anger problem
Maybe you need some help"
I'm like: "Bitch! Call the police now!"

Gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see they way
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself

The other day I go on the internet
I'm just trying to check my e-mail
So I put in my password - It says I have an invalid password
I know my fuckin' password
So then it says go to customer service
So I get on customer service
I start talking to this dude
This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit
He says to me "Whats your first dogs name?"
I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was!
What the fuck's the matter with you?
I just want my password!
Gimme my fuckin' password!
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says "Your password has been sent to your e-mail address"
I'm like: I can't get in my e-mail address!
What about "can't get in my e-mail address" do you not understand motherfucker!
He says "oh my god
It seems like you have an anger problem
You should have that checked out"
Ahh!

I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
They said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself

The other day I'm just sittin' alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got little potato chips on the side, little kool-aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says:
Are you gonna eat that?
Like yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the fuck you think I'm gonna do,
shove it up your ass?
Do you understand that that pork can kill you?
Look motherfucker
Pork is not gonna kill me,
unless they figure a way
to shoot it out of a fucking gun!
But I might kill you if you keep fuckin' with me!
He says: hey calm down, I'm a vegan
Fuck! A vegan
I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust motherfucker
Just step away from my fucking sandwich!
He said: do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid?
I said: do you realize how much blood is in a human body?
Do you wanna see it motherfucker?
He said: Oh my god!
You need therapy
You have an anger problem

Ahhhhhhh

I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself

Suicidal