Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyways
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertalise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find

All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should

Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
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Remember this when you're having fun

Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot clubs
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Text messages are never could
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
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Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new popstar everyday
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation

To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it so you know you could
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
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Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah