In 2011, a shitty gang of teenage aliens hovered over an alleyway in Collingwood, Melbourne, Australia. Within the mechanical womb of their beat-up spaceship were a band of three fully formed men with one mind and one name…

BATPISS

Their days of suckling on punk, sludge, stoner, hardcore and doom radio waves had made them strong. The gestation period of the three-headed beast was over.

In a blast of piss-yellow light and ectoplasm, the mother ship spewed its bastard spawn upon the earth. They blinked their beady eyes, licked the afterbirth from each other’s bodies and crept their way toward the nearest bar.

And so began a non-stop gig orgy across Australia and New Zealand, supporting bands such as OFF!, Guitar Wolf, The Meanies, Regurgitator, Zoobombs, Blood Duster, Bits of Shit and Grong! Grong!
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