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Let me hear you say... (chanted gibberish)

Take a chance with my pants
Unzip my pants
Pants, pants (repeat)

Pants are like Jesus
They can cure all known diseases
They get stained when you dip them in cheeses
They get cold in the breezes
You're an ocean, they're in season
You're a cat, they get fleases
My pants they always pleases

My pants can love you baby,
C'mon everybody now love my pants
C'mon everybody now lick my pants.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttp://lyricsever.com/" readonly=""/>

Pants Lyrics

There's a power within me
There's an empire down below
Where energy and miracles
Are free and often flow

So come on everyody now

Men, women, young and old
I can feel your pain
If you touch my pants

My pants love you,
My pants need you,
My pants want you in the middle of the night

C'mon everybody now want my pants
C'mon everybody now love my pants
C'mon everybody now touch my pants
C'mon everybody now lick my pants

My pants, they're a miracle
You know their strength
You know what they feel
When I move they do a dance,
Everybody loves my funky pants
London, England, Paris, France,
C'mon down for a little romance
Everybody take a chance

C'mon on down and touch my pants

Everybody, Everybody...
(touch my pants)

MC Kilbasa rockin the house with the microphone
He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he is from

I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage
I'm a spicy European sausage, baby

How ya doin' y'all,
Are you really getting funky now?
Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon

Let me hear you say "yo"
Let me hear you say "yoyo"
Let me hear you say... (chanted gibberish)

Take a chance with my pants
Unzip my pants
Pants, pants (repeat)

Pants are like Jesus
They can cure all known diseases
They get stained when you dip them in cheeses
They get cold in the breezes
You're an ocean, they're in season
You're a cat, they get fleases
My pants they always pleases

My pants can love you baby,
C'mon everybody now love my pants
C'mon everybody now lick my pants.

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Corky and the Juice Pigs was a Canadian comedy musical group made up of Phil Nichol, Greg Neale, and Sean Cullen. Their output consisted mainly of original comedic songs, largely satirical and often parodying various musical styles. The group formed in 1987 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and disbanded in 1998

Skilled improvisers, they are best known in the United States for their performances on MADtv, including their most famous song "Eskimo", more commonly known as "Gay Eskimo", where the lyrics discussed the problems facing the sole homosexual in an isolated environment. The group also parodied specific performers, often by performing their own songs in the style of others (famously their MADtv performance of "Eskimo" ended with versions of the chorus in the styles of The Proclaimers, Bob Dylan, Ric Ocasek from the Cars, Oasis, and Van Morrison).

Other songs dealt variously with the troubles to be faced with a possessed pair of pants ("Curly's Pants"), dating the Devil's daughter ("666-6666") and using your grandma as a skateboard ("Skateboard"). Even being the child of a moderately successful Bearded Lady and impressively unsuccessful Bearded Man were addressed, in the song "Circus Freaks". There was little considered too odd to become subject matter.

The group also toured internationally, netting a Perrier Award nomination at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 1993. They also attracted a small fan base in Australia thanks to performances at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival towards the end of their career.

The group disbanded in the late 1990s after a career spanning over 11 years. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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