A hero, a crusader, and the founder of Pumpkin Rap (Rapping about pumpkins). This my lives work. Born in the everglades I successfully wrestled an alligator in a Texas death match at age 3. At age 6 I retired my diapers for briefs. At age 6.5 I retired my briefs for boxer briefs which I still wear today . At fifteen I received the nobel peace price for successfully bringing peace to the middle east. All this and yet tragically last year my lifelong cousin Wiggles contracted the HIV virus from a dirty whore slut pumpkin. Ever since I've been using my god given abilities to bring awareness to Pumpkin AIDS, thus inventing Pumpkin Rap. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.