Portland Lyrics

Go back to Portland
Go back to school
Go back to the 90's
When shit was cool
Go back to metal
Go back to punk
Go back to fucking
And fucking up
Oh, wrestling a crust-punk
'Cause he grabbed your back of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
Nobody gives a fuck
About your stupid food truck at all
Out on the streets of Portland
(And there's more)
Stop leaving parties
Stop going home
Stop jerking off
With your iPhone
Stop eating kale
On your sub
Stop drinking coffee
In a strip club
Oh, wrestling a crust-punk
Over a bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
Nobody gives a damn
About your stupid punk rock band at all
Out on the streets of Portland
(Portland, Portland, Portland, Portland) x4
Bus ride (Portland)
Burnside (Portland)
Get drunk (Portland)
Crust-punk (Portland)
Bookstore (Portland)
Doughnut (Portland)
And that's everything I know about Portland
Buying a crust-punk
A nice big bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
No one gives a doggie doo
About your stupid home brew at all
Out on the streets
The filthy streets
The crust-punk streets
The food truck streets
Out on the streets of Portland
Portland, Portland, Portland
(Portland)