Mako and The Hawk are old enough to know better.

Back in the day Mako used to have trouble mixing a vodka and coke but happily now, even when the record skips, he still rips. Roughly translated that means he can beat-match. Don’t ask for anything more complicated than a baby scratch though - he even thinks that is something ‘a bit like a Chinese burn’. Definitely don’t ask for his opinions on music either - unless you’ve got all week. And no, he can’t play any instruments – unless you count the kazoo.

The Hawk, on the other hand, is not just a pretty face. Bassist for mod-funk legends Big Boss Man, bassist for those low-down dirty punks the Coffin Nails, one half of hip-hop duo the Cookers, and a solo beats artist in his own right, he’s a slut for music with a vinyl collection to match. Make sure he brings his own needles when he comes to play though. There’s a reason they call him Jack The Ripper… Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.