Tattoo of Santa - Kevin Bloody Wilson

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My nigga got a pint now I'm pulling up on the west end
Face card digital, challenger with that FN

Situation Critical calibers got the step in

They get out of jail, no answers, you getting left in
I just pull up outside in a foreign in this bitch
I ain't got on no designer, women swarming in this bitch

My eyes are squeezed like I'm foreign in this bitch
IDGT ain't no snoring in this bitch (go)
Breadwinner team (go) breadwinner team (go) Breadwinner team no surrender no retreat x2
Now watch the way how i dance while ithumb through to pants

Selling rocks in my trap got bookoo racks in my pants
In the bottom (holy up) what up mane shout out to Lil Vance
On the phone with Jason keep it gangster know how we be playing


If you like em you can fuck em too, you know he don't be caring

I used to fuck with shorty tough i gave her to my daddy
Kept it real when we was coming up you need something get at me

I broke up with her for Nico i pull up on oliana
B-Bitch Im turning up in foreign caught a jug in alabama

Pena telling me she pregnant for some nigga out in (?)

I got family across the water, we all the way retawdid
We got ankles we got horses, what i meant to say was rarri's
And i you wanna fly to the other side of the country

Getting brain on a private jet when I'm steady running to the money
Thuggin out my mind all i see is dollar signs
And everybody watching when the whips pass by
Now watch the watch i dance while i thumb through the pants

Selling rocks in my trap got bookoo racks in my pants
I got family across the water, we all the way retawdid
We got acres we got horses, what i meant to say was roar's

It ain't shit to get a hoe, i got mac dre flo


Why you fuckin with a square I'm a certified player
When i rock louie vuitton people stop and stare

Vellanesean markets and the gucci love affair
When i talk my diamond square, i got every pair

If its something new by gucci I'm completely un aware
Hold up, thats my dawg, had to show him bean ball
Had to fold him beefin with the home team
Watch i act like i don't know em

Panoramic roof inside the coop i could look up and talk to god
Getting brains looking at the stars, i say thank you lord
Its on everything its like a dealership in my garage
Step inside the car and we take off and go to mars
Smoking satellites, loaded with them bars
Prison life in prescription i go hard behind the bars
Pack got a runner running back
Macoroni throwing it in the hamper
College life star running back
Step team swaggin on the campus
Im a fly nigga button down
Collared shirts and designer fabrics
Fuck it baby maybe i ain't flashy
Bus it baby steady be harassing
Slap her ass who the fuck you sassin
Tell her friends girl you fuckin nasty
Cut her with the pistol and assassin
Jumping out the window with the ratchet
Soccer player kicking it with samsung
She the truth making it a example
Won't forget i done been embarrassed
Dub show i done been to dallas
In a ten and something that was average
Baby daddy playing for the mavericks
People saying Kevin stop demanding
I don't know couple stubborn habits
Money level jumping acrobatics
Band camp swimming with lil daddy
Meant to say diving in the ship
In a state flying with a brick
Copping with a iron in the clip
Face card buy me a (?)
Send it back wrapped suram
Vacuum seal trailer with the wheel
Hate the way I'm playing in the field
Taylor made standing foreal
Dress code orange all in one
All white coming with the straps
Novel reading skimming through the pages
Modulating contemplating things
Uh uh but you complicating things
Know he jealous in his heart he timid
Tell a pussy nigga mind his business
Start a fight he wouldn't start a engine
Sleep him he could argue with the fishes
No retreat and never no surrender
Excellent whatever you can mention
Beautiful creative ingenuity
Barnes and nobel show full with extensions
Women with it got to pay attention
(i don't know what I'm doing)
Not a love but loving in your position
Push button switching to position
Love my self, people say I'm picky
Other partner don't believe in tricking
Down south nigga thinking different
One of mine nigga imma get it
Breadwinner stick it to the mission
One god this is my religion
(i don't know what the fuck the world
Coming too. Gates got every nigga in the game talking about they eat booty
You know, eating booty and (what other shit that nigga do?) sag
His pants and cell phones, and getting money and all the lil bitch ass shit
Man that ain't no real nigga shit that nigga be doing man that nigga bitch man
I wouldn't tell him that to his face, but he is a bitch. yeah that the last
Straight up. you know imma say it behind his back, when he come i ain't gonna say nothing
But when he leave its fuck him again, and you know how that go, you know

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Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.

== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.

In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".

He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.

He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums

Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".

Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year

"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008

== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.

He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''

Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.

In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.

== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.

While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".

==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.

== Recording and production studios ==

In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.

==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada

== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia

==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).

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