"After spending some time smear testing peacocks for the Lebanese government, I realized at the age of 24 that the truth was stranger, that is to say less prevalent, than fiction. I interpreted this to mean that it is fine to lie and subsequently bullshitted my way through the interview and before long they trusted me enough to leave me alone with the bodies!.......prison, is indeed, also stranger than fiction.
A short period of my life was spent as a cartoon tramp in an attempt to try and solve the social issue of 2 dimensional sexual apathy among the flat-less. Up until this point, my life was like a badly written screenplay for a film about fuck all".


The personal failings documented above (Taken from ‘The Chronicles of Zoon Van’ by T. Mallon) have led to and informed the compositions you are currently listening to. A passion for Genre-Spanning melody and electronics plus the utility of guerrilla techniques, have spat ZVS face first into the sphere of criticism in the creation of sonic sketches and ambionic audio montage. Currently working or collaborating with Daedelus, Grasscut, Cian Ciaran (Super Furries), James Yuill, Minotaur Shock, Christ., Ape School, Alka, Benni Hemm Hemm, James Yorkston... Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.