Jonathan and Darlene Edwards were the alter egos of Jo Stafford and her husband Paul Weston. They were a dreadfully earnest — or earnestly dreadful — infamously incompetent vanity pressing Lounge Act from suburban New Jersey. "Darlene", with her tin ear, utterly destroyed songs with stunning off-key precision, while "Jonathan" tickled the ivories with his wobbly and wild, panicked piano playing. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.