Isaac discovered the beauty of the piano at a young age. Taught by his mentor & close friend Mitchell Garside. His life hasn't been without trouble, at 5 years of age, he was kidnapped by asian mafia leader Hans Liang (Hans Olo). Upon Returning to the country town of Dalby, with the one song to rule them all, he was taken in by a group of elitests, who call themselves the sorrow suckers. He was then knighted with the knights of the goon table, and became Goondalf the grey. In Preparation for the special olympics, he travelled to the arctic circle, where found the holy grail, and faced his nemesis, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, with the powers of the Crouton.

All seemed loss, but the power invested in him by the BMX Bandit and the Archangel Summoner, the power of the grail was released. He learnt how to play the Guitar, and proceeded to play the best song in the world (which Tenacious D later stole and copyrighted). Upon defeating Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, Jedi Master Smith continued his rule of the tomato patch, before going on to fight Neo in the Matrix. He later changed his name to Agent Smith and sent his horde of choir boys, the Smith Clones. Neo was defeated when Agent Smith cast level 100 Song of Infinite. Neo was instantly vaporised for he is only a level 2 druid. The Senator Vook congratulated him for bringing Peace back to Dalby. He then conquered Naboo and proceeded to teach Jar Jar Binks to speak. Jar Jar passed with flying colours.

Isaac Smith is now retired, he lives with his guitar... Linda, in the beach shores of Queensland, in a galaxy far far away. He currently holds the record for the only person to win Guitar Hero 5, 4 years before it was even released.

Such is Life, copyrighted from Ned Kelly, but taken by Isaac Smith.

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