Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie

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Women are stupid and I don't respect them
that's right I just have sex with them.
Show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!

You're talkin' to me about stuff... why?
I'd rather see your titties.
Now you're talking about other stuff... why?
I'd much rather see your titties.

I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch, now take off your thong...

And show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!
Knock knock, who's there? It's me...
Wondering why you're not naked.

Know knock, who's there? Me again...
Still wondering why you're not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis cause it's really big.

Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us cause we're smart.
Women are only good for three things
Cooking, cleaning... and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals...
What!
Show me your genitals...
Your genitalia!
I can give good sex to you...
Cause I'm really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you...
Cause I'm really good at sex.
Ahh yeah, that's right, shake your... bums.
I'm out of here... I gotta go have sex...
With a lot of girls.

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Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).

In June of 2007, he decided to start making videos and posting them on his YouTube-channel. The videos were so well received that he put “assassinating people in a ninja-like fashion” on hold, and began getting drunk all the time. A few months later he decided to only get drunk once in a while and to restart making videos.

in 2010, Jon got lost and wandered on to a Hollywood television set. People assumed he was supposed to be there. They started calling him Taco, and he started responding to the name. He hasn't left the set since. No one really knows if he's aware that he's on a TV show.

Lajoie has released 2 studio albums and 8 singles.
2009 - You Want Some of This?
2010 - I Kill People
2011 - Very Super Famous, The Best Song, F**k Everything, WTF Collective 3.
2012 - Broken-Hearted, The Best Christmas Song
2013 - Started as a Baby Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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